A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
“OMG, WTF, BBQ!”
————————————
See that lighthouse beam in the sky
That guides yonder ships going by?
My friend shines that beam;
She’s living her dream.
I’m in grad school. I still don’t know why.
Archive for February 7th, 2008
Everybody loves a good limerick, no?
Posted in internet on February 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Turning tricks for tix.
Posted in Buffalo Sabres, NJ Devils, hockey, internet, obsession, vacation on February 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I think we can safely say that I will whore myself out as a billboard in exchange for merchandise. If you’ve been around a couple weeks, you’ll remember the whole Versus-NHL ASG fiasco. Today, I’ve got something awesome to share! I got an email today from, of all companies, Reebok.
That’s RBK for you young ones.
Surely [...]
Now I feel bad.
Posted in Buffalo Sabres, NJ Devils, hockey, photos on February 7, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It’s all well and good to make fun of opponents I don’t like, but somehow I feel guilty about celebrating the Devils’ crushing defeat at the hands of a lowly defenseman yesterday. I feel obligated to show some Marty love, even if Tallinder did make him dance like a clown.
Now dance, sucker. Dance!
Now groove, sucker. [...]
