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Archive for February, 2009

Unreachable

Not taking computer to DC so no email. Phone is turned off tonight and tomorrow morning. Emergencies only, leave a message. Everybody else, no offense, but go the fuck away.

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Right up the keister

Worked 16 hrs yesterday. Got 4 hrs sleep. Been at it for another… what? 11? MASSIVE viral attack. Servers are wanged, boned and generally fucked up the ass with a big rubber dick.
Why does this shit never happen except the day before I’m leaving town a vacation?!
Too tired to bitch anymore.
Worst week EVA.

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I can’t win.

LizzieB: WTF is Shooting The Stick?!
Me: I looked it up. Rule 53.2 – Throwing Equipment.
LizzieB: Dork
Me: You asked. I’m motherfucking radio shack. I got answers!

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Get pumped!

The Sabres are going to need to bring a lot of energy tonight. Tough team, injured teammates, a close playoff race: it’s getting sporty! I wish I could provide the boys with a jolt of energy so they blow the Ducks right back to The Pond. Know what would be even better? A CELEBRITY that [...]

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Be Prepared.
It’s a great motto, but do I follow it? No. And now it’s come back to bite me in the ass.
I’m leaving Friday morning on my first real vacation in years. By real, I mean to a destination not owned by my family and accompanied by my girlfriend. We’re going down to DC for [...]

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Interesting question.

I’m surprised at how many people have asked me the same question this week. More surprising is that the people asking are people who have a good deal of hockey experience and might even be described as having an intimate knowledge of the game.
The question posted so many times to my phone this week is:
What [...]

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Badass.
“208 OSEOSIDADES” is a collection 21 skeletons sculptures of bronze made by the mexican artist SAUL HERNANDEZ.

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Nappy-ass ho!

You jus’ can’t kill a nappy-ass ho. Need proof? Check it.

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Robi says…

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